#96 The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)

92 minutes
Notable cast: Michael Clarke Duncan, Slash (high/drunk as hell)










The torture continues with another "comedy" sitting at number 96. And here I thought Meet the Spartans was gonna be the worst of the, I don't know, first 10 on this list? Fuck that noise, this is easily worse. I was being harsh on Spartans and while it totally deserves all the beating it can get, I feel like I should have reserved some of that anger for this piece of shit.

No, movie, you are NOT a satire

This movie, as the tagline puts it, is "a series of comedic short films guaranteed to offend". So basically ten minute sections consisting of random violence towards elderly/infants/fetuses/women, excessive use of profanity, and some nudity. So yeah, it probably could offend someone only if it wasn't written and directed by 12 year olds. Or in this case a guy named Vince Offer, same thing basically. Mr. Offer probably has the worst sense of humor on the planet, and seems to be kind of a dick too.

Mr. Director

Released in 1999, but it looks like it's filmed at least 5 years prior, I cannot imagine why this piece of crap was released and I certainly hope it did not get into theaters anywhere. It's also Mr. Offer's first and only credit, after which he moved on to infomercials and hooker beatings, and I think it's better that way. Sorry, hookers. 

Nothing much to say about this one either, except it blows chunks, obviously. It has nothing going for it, no idea, no plot, just sketches that suck. Avoid like the fucking plague. I'm getting a little scared if these movies are getting worse by the number, as you cannot really get any shittier than this.

Maybe next one's more easy to review, with plot and all? Sure hope so.